Thursday, October 30, 2008

When the going gets tough, the tough … sue?

Incumbent senator Norm Coleman’s campaign is suing democratic candidate Al Franken’s campaign for violating state campaign law, charging that recent Franken TV and radio ads contain lies about Coleman, according to the Startribune.com.

Contain lies? Really? The audacity of Al Franken.

Listen, being accused of lying on the campaign trail is akin to being accused of using steroids in Major League Baseball. Hell, it’s a right of passage, a badge of honor. It’s like banging a really hot chick and telling everyone you banged a really hot chick, though all you really did is beat off to a picture of a really hot chick. Those are superfluous details, right? Basically running an efficient campaign is like pretending it’s April’s Fool Day – everyday. You, Norm Coleman, out of anyone should already know this. Shame on you, Norm Coleman … shame on you.

1 comment:

Twiggy said...

Norm Coleman suing? Shit, you have to be kidding me! He ran commercials for two months that the networks had to beep out a hunderd swear words and he made Al Fanken aka "the joker" look like Hitler.

Norm Coleman, he voted 86% of the time with Bush, he voted to eliminate the Christmas day holiday, he would spank babies on the capital steps, he would take your money from your 401k and light expensive cigars with it, we can't afford bought and paid for Washington political fat cats like Norm Coleman.

It's all so ridiculous...

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