10. You get a free laptop and broadband wireless card from your employer
9. Pajamas 24 - 7
8. Your ass grows a leather couch
7. Bitch and moan all you want - it's the hormones
6. Unlimited requests can be made for someone else to run to the store
5. Your commute time to work is decreased by 99.9%
4. Full control of the clicker - no more ESPN
3. The Execubitch privelege option can be envoked at anytime, for any reason
2. You're well rested for the next non-work related function
1. It's the ultimate "working from home" experience
2 comments:
I sense this causing more controvesey than the "lottery" incident.
Katie-
You are 100% right on this one. But I do get dressed I don't wear my pj's all day long. Fuck You Twiggy!
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