In case anyone is worried about the diesel, I've officially put out an Amber alert on him. He's either not paid his broadband wireless bill or he's six figures into the local book.
An unidentified body was found slumped over the steering wheel of a early 2000 Dodge Durango late Monday night, according to the Woodbury Police. The body was discovered bound and gagged with a foreign object sticking from its anus. A white t-shirt with an unidenfied name written in pink marker was the only lead the police would reveal. However, an eye witness purportedly saw a man roughly five-foot-two leaving the scene in a blue Ford Mustang. According to the witness, "The man looked like a pasty white version of the Incredible Hulk, which was amazing considering he was wearing a suit and shaking uncontrollably." Police are asking if you have any clues please notify your local law enforcement department.
The only witness in the case, Derek, has agreed to cooperate fully with the Woodbury Police. The only meaningful clues they have to go on at this juncture are an empty 24oz coffee cup and a small black book that has the phone numbers to every jail and court house in Minneapolis/St. Paul area.
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An unidentified body was found slumped over the steering wheel of a early 2000 Dodge Durango late Monday night, according to the Woodbury Police. The body was discovered bound and gagged with a foreign object sticking from its anus. A white t-shirt with an unidenfied name written in pink marker was the only lead the police would reveal. However, an eye witness purportedly saw a man roughly five-foot-two leaving the scene in a blue Ford Mustang. According to the witness, "The man looked like a pasty white version of the Incredible Hulk, which was amazing considering he was wearing a suit and shaking uncontrollably." Police are asking if you have any clues please notify your local law enforcement department.
The only witness in the case, Derek, has agreed to cooperate fully with the Woodbury Police. The only meaningful clues they have to go on at this juncture are an empty 24oz coffee cup and a small black book that has the phone numbers to every jail and court house in Minneapolis/St. Paul area.
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