Big John Stud is at it again. PGA Tour golfer John Daly was taking into custody Sunday morning after he was found drunk outside a Winston-Salem area Hooters restaurant, according to the Associated Press.
Police said in a statement Wednesday that officers arrived on scene for a medical call. When they go to the restaurant, Daly was being treated by emergency workers after losing consciousness. According to the report, Daly “appeared extremely intoxicated and uncooperative.” The report also said Daly repeatedly refused to be taken to the hospital and he was also asked to leave several times by Hooters employees.
Daly was subsequently taken to the Forsyth County Law Enforcement Center drunk tank for a 24-hour stay, until he was sober.
First, the AP report is not entirely accurate. Daly wasn’t found “drunk outside a Winston-Salem area Hooters.” He was (to more accurately describe it) found "passed out in front of a Winston-Salem area Hooters." Anyone who has ever had a dozen beers, a half-dozen Jag Bombs, and a steamy plate full of Hooters hot wings knows the difference. And it’s a big difference. You see, in the former you can get disorderly, which it sounds as though Big John was at some point, that point being before he reached the latter. In the latter, better known as “blacking out,” Daly was sleeping peacefully, thankfully not choking on his own vomit. Big difference.
Looking at Daly’s mug shot, it’s certainly going to take longer than 24-hours for him to "sober up." In fact, they might as well start pumping him full of Advil and water, and they better restock the bloody Mary bar. It’s gotten so sad for the PGA pro that even David Hasselhoff said, “What an embarrassing display. I hope that guy gets better.” Keep in mind Hasselhoff had coitus with a cheeseburger in front of his 12-year-daughter – all of which was produced for YouTube viewing.
Police said in a statement Wednesday that officers arrived on scene for a medical call. When they go to the restaurant, Daly was being treated by emergency workers after losing consciousness. According to the report, Daly “appeared extremely intoxicated and uncooperative.” The report also said Daly repeatedly refused to be taken to the hospital and he was also asked to leave several times by Hooters employees.
Daly was subsequently taken to the Forsyth County Law Enforcement Center drunk tank for a 24-hour stay, until he was sober.
First, the AP report is not entirely accurate. Daly wasn’t found “drunk outside a Winston-Salem area Hooters.” He was (to more accurately describe it) found "passed out in front of a Winston-Salem area Hooters." Anyone who has ever had a dozen beers, a half-dozen Jag Bombs, and a steamy plate full of Hooters hot wings knows the difference. And it’s a big difference. You see, in the former you can get disorderly, which it sounds as though Big John was at some point, that point being before he reached the latter. In the latter, better known as “blacking out,” Daly was sleeping peacefully, thankfully not choking on his own vomit. Big difference.
Looking at Daly’s mug shot, it’s certainly going to take longer than 24-hours for him to "sober up." In fact, they might as well start pumping him full of Advil and water, and they better restock the bloody Mary bar. It’s gotten so sad for the PGA pro that even David Hasselhoff said, “What an embarrassing display. I hope that guy gets better.” Keep in mind Hasselhoff had coitus with a cheeseburger in front of his 12-year-daughter – all of which was produced for YouTube viewing.
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