Presidential candidate John McCain has already conceded Tuesday's election to Barack Obama with exactly zero percent of the votes having been reported. Nobody took the news harder than McCain’s own Joe the Plumber, whose financial windfall from such a poorly run campaign was astonishing. Senior citizens were allegedly so upset that they were left with no other option but to cancel their 3 PM dinner reservations at Old Country Buffets across the nation, rocking Wall Street and causing the stock market to plunge. Sarah Palin was so distraught that she did what any other good hockey mom would do: went shopping and spent her husband’s hard-earned money. Fear is that rioting may breakout at nursing homes across the United States once geriatrics are awoken from their afternoon slumber. Law enforcement officials are bracing for the worse.
All I want for Lent is to give up.
9 years ago
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From the looks of things he may as well of conceded at 3pm today. At 8pm it's virtually in the books. I'm watching Wolff Blitzer and I can't see a path to victory for the Maverick.
Here's to getting a good nights rest this election.
This one is for Dave the Painter. "I won't have to put gas in my car."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI
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